Is Awkward Family Photos still a thing? This should go into their Hall of Fame.

The biggest problem to me is that they don’t all have the hoods up so it looks sloppy as all hell.

I would absolutely wear a Sexy Handmaiden costume for Halloween. If anybody wants to make a Sexy Handmaiden costume for a 6'8", 320 lbs, mixed-race dude, hit me up.

I still think Sexy Handmaiden is the most hilariously ridiculous costume imaginable.

One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot.

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“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

Hey, if they weren’t willing to accept the repercussions of getting detained against their will in America, raped, and forced to carry the child to term ... then they shouldn’t have fled the gang violence and rape of their Central American country of origin. Wait, that sounds bad.

But at least the children raped by his subordinates will be forced to carry their own child to term even though their bodies aren’t ready to give birth! That’s... fucking horrifying.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd. 

The man who cited the Holocaust now runs an archipelago of concentration camps for children. Get lost, you fucking hypocrite.

I also live below the poverty line and a fuck off fund is/would be a luxury. What I would love is some financial institution or insurer to start catering to this market and maybe do a community emergency fund that collects interests to help pay emergency bills(ie car repairs, emergency dental/medical..etc).

It's incredibly frustrating to hear people argue that those receiving welfare are lazy— these women were working their asses off, working multiple jobs, juggling day care and getting their kids to services for their needs and often neglecting their own. Women who worked so hard and were offered promotions because they…

and that people who are doing important hard work (like you) aren’t on the brink of needing help yourself constantly.

absolutely true, but so difficult in practice for people who’ve never been majorly f’ed over before... until recently, I was pretty lucky in putting all my eggs in one basket and having everything work out.

It is consistently difficult to explain how fervently I believe in this to my lovely, sentimental, romantic-at-heart boyfriend. It’s not that I don’t trust HIM, but that I need these sorts of things for my own sense of security/independence/wellbeing.

Never be entirely dependent on any one person or situation, ever.