I thought Costa Rica was bad, but I prefer NO addresses over this.

MAKE ASTON VILLA GREAT AGAIN!!!

Is that a Kermode???

Sorry, but black widows can be found anywhere (except Maine, apparently):

This might be the most commonly broken rule on the books. If it were enforced, David Ortiz would earn a lifetime ban.

“Dongs” has become of conspiracy proportions.

My wife had her Hyundai Accent totaled when her mechanic took it for a test drive. He may or may not have taken a right hand turn from the left lane in order to enter a a liquor store parking lot, and then got sideswiped. Accounts differ and everyone involved is shady.

I actually teach writing at a major university, but proofreading my comments on the internet is even more of a waste of time than commenting it’self.

Why don’t you focus on yourself, Samer, and stop chastising. Sure, evolution made pandas ridiculous, but there’s clearly something wrong with you too. 99 out of 100 humans agree, it would be awesome to put on a panda hat, grapple with a panda who wants to hug a wall, then pull pull on its leg to keep it from tumbling…

How much are RI taxpayers on the hook for his replica World Series trophies?

“The beacon was activated. Who is in danger?”

“In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.”

Correction: This post originally said the SportsCenter was hosted live from Cuba by Bob Ley.

Great read. FYI, google says Linda Eisenhower is a great-granddaughter.

Thank you for introducing me to quokkas and tree kangaroos! I’d never heard of either. Until last month I’d never heard of a slow loris either, which deserves mention as one of the few other venomous mammals:

The bay was option #2, but World Sailing representatives judge it to be pretty solid and dropped the matter. However, following the sailors runs and streaks, everyone realized what a horrendous accident had occurred.

No dude, if you live east of the Rockies, there’s probably one in the nearest pond. I found a dead one in NH last year:

This showed up last week in the comments about some DiCaprio movie, but deserves mention here:

Here’s Bronson really enjoying this conversation with this girl and picking her life apart in her dorm room

Best. Tattoo. Ever.