Wait, what? I always thought “will call” was for people to pick up tickets they bought over the phone. You’re telling me I can take a Red Sox ticket to the will call window at Fenway, tell them to give it to my buddy Lenny, and they’d say yes? Why did I always stand outside waiting for Lenny’s late ass?

This guy has a perfect life. Dogs. Yard. Sports. Even if his wife and kids left him, and this is what he does before/after crying/drinking, I still envy his dogs, yard, and sports.

“She’s only asking a question, which plants the seeds for the entire network to run with this depraved rhetoric like some racist, horrible dystopian version of Jack and the Beanstalk.”