Jesus christ, people.

In such a busy city, how does one not notice the cacophany of noise coming through an open door and think the car is a bit louder than it should be while in motion?

His second best work. The first being the voice of Donald Duck

The unvaccinated will pass the disease amongst themselves.

As a fellow lifetime Harry Potter fan what I always wanted growing up was to know what the wizarding community/history was like in the United States.

In-N-Out fries suck not because they are fresh cut but because they are fried once. Look at any guide to making good fries and every single one requires the fries to be blanched at a lower temperature (to cook the starch properly) and then fried at a higher temperature for crispness. There are one-fry hacks that start…

I doubt it will cycle back meaningfully, but i was always sad that Lip’s college story was abandoned. He had an intellectual gift that dangled eventual affluence in front of him, and he was starting to see that he couldn’t take advantage of that without turning his back on the metaphorical South Side. That’s the…

Imagine how high their prices will go when they finally make good on the promise made over 20 years ago to stop using child slave labor to harvest cocoa beans in western Africa. Assholes. 

Never do anything with molten sugar and a hand mixer! One tiny slip, and everything gets spectacularly dangerous.

LISTEN, HENNIES.

You are selling it to the Brits?

Dorothy was the most. My favorite quotes include:

This reminds me of a story. Norman Mailer’s publisher had him substitute the word fug in The Naked and the Dead. When Mailer met Dorothy Parker, she said, “So you’re the guy who can’t spell ‘fuck.’”

I once got a fundraising call from Cori Bush herself and was struck by how palpably compassionate she was. We wound up talking about my sick mother and ostensibly about how things might be different for her if America had universal healthcare but I mostly just felt Bush’s love and concern for me and my family. It…

Fuck you! She did, they denied it. Don’t BI time shame like we don’t need to ultimately pay rent student loans bills. How about “don’t be a scumbag  employer and pay people their worth!”

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

This just reinforces my belief that you should never trust guys who do rigging and scuba work for avant garde french Canadian circuses.

Not sure what you would have expected from any CEO in the midst of an unprecedented disaster. Would form letters be better? Would you expect him to personally call each employee? But he had a funny accent and a kerchief. So, yeah, “bizzare.”

But tuning it for the specific intent of making it pollute more is just egregious.  

The tweet about the Berry/Palin connection reads: