8 gears is for losers. I’m waiting for Spinal Tap to put out a car.

Did you try telling it to write as your grandmother, whose favorite topic was that the evils of capitalism caused a Bentley with too many gears to kill people?

What I hate about this is that it means Thrawn comes back and whatever he does is, at best, build up for Kylo Ren’s First Order bullshit.

You say that, but I can’t think of many books I got more joy from reading than Psalm for the Wild-Built.

Counter to that, consider that Peter Jackson had to sue the studios because they told him that the original Lord of the Rings trilogy didn’t make a profit.

No, the deeper meaning is:

“She was asking for it!” Okay, dude.

And that the idea that Steve somehow went back in time, married her, had kids with her, and never told her about Hydra being secretly in control of SHIELD.

How can you write this article and not include the response from AI? I mean, from Al?

Can’t complain about Comcast if your internet is down.

“That door is proper open, mate!”

Well, I certainly do believe what happened, yes.

Michelle, maybe, but Barack is a late Boomer.

If your home is a “stink pit,” that feels like all the more reason I wouldn’t want to be in a room with you.

Very comforting to trans people, thanks.

This is fast food, it’s not a sit down restaurant, standardization is sort of the key, but almost everyone agrees that the default is basically “okay” at best, with many opinions well below that. Seems like that should be a sign that they improve something, not that the consumer needs to be the one fixing it, on order…

they are much better if you get them well done or double-fried or whatever they call it.

Are you a bad enough dude to be rescued by the president?

I hope there’s some speculation that you’ll come up with a less shitty analogy than that in the future.

Yes, it is unfortunate that companies are valued on what they might do in the future, rather than on what they’ve actually been able to deliver.