I’m diurnal, too, but my doctor said some antibiotics and lots of cranberry juice should clear it right up.

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

I know you’re being sarcastic, but no. The Dodgers multi year attempt to buy a championship is sad and damaging to the sport, so the fact that they can’t even win one is hilarious. But the fans deserve nothing but suffering for supporting them.

Comments will stroll in a bit later than most, as is customary with LA fans.

Way to rub salt in the wound by making Dodger fans break out their dictionary before even being able to start reading the article.

I just can’t believe that Trump repaid a debt to someone!

Yeah, just be careful about buying an ice cream cone for the sad kid.

Christ, these journalists are just falling over themselves to defend SHS, latching onto a throwaway joke about eyeshadow in their eagerness to keep their places at the Trump feeding trough.

The fact that Trump supporters are defending the decision to not attend this dinner basically proves that Trump supporters, like The President himself are cowards who are too scared of having their faux-masculinity shattered.

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

Huh. My first thought was that a columnist for the Globe had done some poking around, found a bunch of stories that didn’t add up, but was suspended for some suspicious reason right in the middle of his investigation.

Hey fuckface, please don’t speak for most men. You have no idea what most men (or even yourself) would do in that situation.

You are right (in more ways that one).

Trump doesn’t have shit to do with the African-American unemployment rate. And look at his history of discrimination against black tenants, his continued crusade against the Central Park Five, refusing to hire African-Americans at his casinos because he didn’t “want black people counting my money,” “huts and AIDS” and…

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Better rule: If you hit the ball over the fence, we loosen up the laws regarding the basepaths. Touch them all and you’re fine. You want to hold hands and cross the bases together, go right ahead. You want to get into a footrace with the dumptruck on first base, feel free. Nobody really cares. The ball cleared the…

These are great days we’re living, where all the tough guy bros are emboldened to show their true spineless colors in public. If only we could determine what’s led them to believe cowardice, incompetence and ignorance are traits to be rewarded.