I mean, “slapping Donald Trump Jr. while he’s wearing a Yankees jersey” is probably the thing that I’ve found most sympathetic and understandable that Trump has ever done.

Oh my god, throwback to my favorite Deadspin post of all time. Wow.

God, so many storylines in the third season that went nowhere, it was such a loss.

Look, it seems like your real point here is that Tom Hanks is bad, and I have to disagree with you here.

I mean, yeah, I have mad love for a place that offers endless steak fries, but it’s not a fast food joint, so...

I’m sorry, but his appearance in Zombieland is the high point of an already excellent movie.

I’d guess Chaotic Good, if I had to.

As a Vegas resident, I strongly echo your “Fuck Sheldon Adelson.”

Expressing their discontent with speech is fine, that’s great, they can do that.

Oh, no, I don’t think anyone is expecting them to stop the transfer of power. Just disrupt society and cause trouble, tainting the entire transfer.

It’s because of things like this:

Right. He’s not allowed to have friends. And they’ll keep telling him that every time he asks why no one likes him.

The entire special teams squad was immediately punished for violating the BYU Honor Code- they have to live a chaste life, and they just fucked the defense.

Everything is legal in New Jersey.

If you want really terrifying, there’s the Newsflesh trilogy by Mira Grant, where all mammals over a certain weight limit (somewhere between a housecat and a raccoon) are susceptible to the zombie virus, so zombie tigers are a threat.

Okay, but the real question here is this, Jeremy: Why the fuck do you give a shit about how your wife eats chocolate? Just fucking eat your chocolate and enjoy it, asshole, don’t act like you have to be all smug and condescending over how your way is superior. Jesus.

“The story is truly dizzying!”

Dear Canada:

I mean, he was moderate for someone elected in Arizona?