No, Marky Marky was a piece of shit. So he might still be one now.

Porn in the morning, porn in the evening, porn at suppertime- with porn on your cell phone, you can have porn anytime!

Well, win the fucking game, then maybe you’ll find out.

I doubt the truth of every single part of this sentence.

I need this one moved to the top of the list, immediately.

Tentative title for the second movie: Fantastic Beasts And, Uh, Are They Over There?

Year and a half?

He’s no all-star.

Looking at the recent polling in Arizona, I think she’s got a shot.

With Willy Wonka’s tendency to exclusively employ immigrants in his factory? This should be interesting.

“I call this move a Charles In Charge.”

Oh, man, three years living in Utah taught me so much weird Mormon profanity. And it’s so damn contagious, my wife and I realized we’d basically stopped swearing for a few months until we got our PlayStation up and running again. That fixed us.

I was wondering the exact same thing. I’m really curious how it’s going to end up there. I don’t know if it’ll go blue, but it’ll be a cluster-fuck, at least.

“What the fuck is with all these people today, wanting to ‘have empathy’ and ‘consider the feelings of others’ and ‘be polite’ to people?”

“Please stop saying that word, because I don’t want to have to explain that to my daughter on top of having to explain how I’m defending this misogynist.”

Jesus christ, she goes from zero to Benghazi in 14 seconds.

Pence should have been worried when he walked in on Trump binge watching House of Cards.

...that we know of.

Well then the dude needed to use a Charm Person on the ref to fix this. His fault for not utilizing his spell slots better.

My favorite Laurel moment isn’t even on Arrow, it’s when Cisco and Joe go to Starling City in The Flash for an episode, and we’re reminded that, oh yeah, she can smile and have a personality when not stuck with the Arrow writers.