One of them seems to think that YouTube views are indicative of voting results, which... Yeah. That’s interesting.

Really? I hadn’t heard anyone talk about that.

Well, at this point, it seems like it’s notable when the police protect a black man, right?

You know that the “sky monster kool-aid” was used to enforce the sort of cruelties that the Civil Rights movement, etc., were aiming to end, right?

See, I didn’t think you were CM Punk before, but now? I’m wondering.

Man, coasted through a department store? That’s hardcore.

Peyton Manning set an awful example for our youth today.

This is true, kids at other colleges never drink alcohol.

“As a guy trying to get into big time college coaching this doesn’t look good on a record.”

I’m pretty sure helmet-to-helmet hits aren’t supposed to be allowed against running backs either.

I mean, on one hand I feel like I should point out that it’s a song by a British band.

You know, the president who led a war to push federal power over state’s rights.

Also, maybe it’s worth noting that there’s multiple writers at Jezebel and they can have different opinions?

“A taco in every stomach from a truck on every corner!”

Oh, you haven’t heard that story? This shit is kind of terrifying.

Galavant! Yessss.

Is that you, Mike Holmgren?

Ryan Lochte’s dad wishes he could forget about his son at the gas station...

Sounds perfect for when I’m feeling lazy but want to hatch some eggs in Pokemon Go...

The IOC has a strict policy that they are the only ones allowed to be looting.