But if you hit the rainbow water, it gives you a speed boost.

I feel like 90s High School Reunion Movies could be a whole different list. Romy and Michelle, Grosse Pointe Blank...

I seriously came here for Can’t Hardly Wait. Thank you for mentioning it.

BRB, registering hasnbcsportsdonesomethingstupidtoday.com.

Hey, fun fact, I’m a Vegas resident, so thanks for telling me why my opinion is wrong while telling me that Vegas resident opinions are all that matters.

Something fascinating about that editorial is that, as soon as they start talking about the potential impact of an NFL stadium, numbers disappear and it’s all hypotheticals. Some of which are absolute bullshit- the Pro Bowl is in a fixed location, so it’s not coming to Vegas, and the US certainly isn’t planning to…

Local and national governments waste money on a lot of shit. Doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. The economic benefits of publicly funded stadiums have been shown repeatedly to be nowhere near worth the money invested.

Yeah, fuck off with that. If they want to increase taxes on anything, the school system really needs that money far more than the Raiders and Sheldon fucking Adelson does.

Living in the godless deserts of this vast nation, I’d just like to say:

People seem to love dropping anecdotal evidence on me

Seriously. Like the fact that anyone even knows who he is? Basically proves it’s an ego thing and he’s full of shit.

High five to your kid.

No, I completely believe he’s got a journal of every single ball he got.

Few days? Few hours.

Nnnnno. The way I was taught in driver’s ed was that the semi driver is the one who made an illegal maneuver, the Tesla had right of way.

And the driver of the Tesla didn’t volunteer to have the semi driver make an unsafe left turn without a light, so...

I feel like this is incredibly insulting to people with traumatic brain injury, and yet I can’t argue.

Eh, at least the arena in Vegas was built with private funds.

#NotAllJags

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