But if you hit the rainbow water, it gives you a speed boost.

I feel like 90s High School Reunion Movies could be a whole different list. Romy and Michelle, Grosse Pointe Blank...

I seriously came here for Can’t Hardly Wait. Thank you for mentioning it.

BRB, registering hasnbcsportsdonesomethingstupidtoday.com.

Well, okay, but are we really using our sun that much?

Awaiting new article: “DC Fans Start Petition To Shut Down China”

Nah, Jessica Jones was November of last year.

Hey, fun fact, I’m a Vegas resident, so thanks for telling me why my opinion is wrong while telling me that Vegas resident opinions are all that matters.

Something fascinating about that editorial is that, as soon as they start talking about the potential impact of an NFL stadium, numbers disappear and it’s all hypotheticals. Some of which are absolute bullshit- the Pro Bowl is in a fixed location, so it’s not coming to Vegas, and the US certainly isn’t planning to…

And rated PG-13.

Local and national governments waste money on a lot of shit. Doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. The economic benefits of publicly funded stadiums have been shown repeatedly to be nowhere near worth the money invested.

Yeah, fuck off with that. If they want to increase taxes on anything, the school system really needs that money far more than the Raiders and Sheldon fucking Adelson does.

Ah, the McDLT Games.

Fuck it. I’m moving to Australia.

It’s a purrfect storm.

Well, first you have to get three rats for the Elven-kings...

Ted Raimi as a blond, I am so confused.

Given that the complaints about this movie ruining people’s childhoods have been coming out since before filming even started, I somehow am skeptical that the actual quality of the film has a single fucking thing to do with some of them.

Apple is held to a higher standard because of its price point.

Well now I want manicotti, thanks.