Wait, the standard way to find this out is a lie detector test, instead of, I don’t know, having them show you the license before heading out on the water?

So there’ll be shiny new glitches?

Dude, rapists and men aren’t two different species.

his easily “offended” classmates

He’s an elected official who retweets posts about “SJWs”. Dear lord.

Sadly, it ends in a tie.

The rules of Horse have gotten weird since I was a kid.

An... artifactoreum, if you will.

But surprisingly little antipathy towards a megastar who starts dating a 27 year old suspiciously near to the break up of his long term relationship with the mother of his children.

Oh holy fuck, I hate your very being. Why?

14 less WAR in two more years, notably. (If we ages at their time in MLB, and look at their age 27 to 37 seasons, Murphy’s got a 32.7 bWAR vs. Ichiro’s 55.2.)

Really? Because, like... Goblin sappers had their main ability named “Kaboom!”

Ha- jokes on you, it’s actually a peacoat!

Look, if you can think of a better way for people to make their car remind them of Guy Fieri, suggest it.

Weird, it’s almost like obesity could be a side effect of another affliction that has earned them a handicap placard. I’m impressed at your ability to diagnose people’s medical state so accurately at a glance, though!

Anna Nicole Smith wasn’t a genius or anything, but, I mean, I always at least gave her credit for recognizing who she was, what she had to work with, and doing what she could with it.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

Nolan Ryan approves.

Counter-argument, from a Vegas resident:

Look, their insistence on cross-dimensional research is to be applauded.