I mean, on one hand I feel like I should point out that it’s a song by a British band.

You know, the president who led a war to push federal power over state’s rights.

Also, maybe it’s worth noting that there’s multiple writers at Jezebel and they can have different opinions?

“A taco in every stomach from a truck on every corner!”

Oh, you haven’t heard that story? This shit is kind of terrifying.

Immediately petition the universe to rewrite Pirates of Penzance, replacing the Pirate King with Batman and the crew with the Justice League, and replacing the “The pirates are unsuccessful because everyone claims to be orphans to escape them” with “The vigilantes are unsuccessful because everyone claims their mom’s…

Okay, so I’m confused, are Batman and Harley taking a selfie in this picture, or what?

My first thought was “Hey, congrats, you’re an official space flight program now.”

This is what happens when Hogwarts doesn’t even offer math classes, just arithmancy.

I mean, Han’s not around, so someone’s gotta take care of the Falcon, right?

Galavant! Yessss.

#11: The entirety of Community.

Is that you, Mike Holmgren?

Okay, but did anyone else have the “Oh shit, things are serious now” moment that I did when Dom tossed away the lollipop?

I was hoping for Isaiah Bradley, but oh well.

Ryan Lochte’s dad wishes he could forget about his son at the gas station...

Weird, because I could just turn on the TV and see the Olympics on NBC. Even without cable. Is that “expecting all the benefits”?

Sounds perfect for when I’m feeling lazy but want to hatch some eggs in Pokemon Go...

I mean, I guess if you’re hating yourself?

The IOC has a strict policy that they are the only ones allowed to be looting.