Living in the godless deserts of this vast nation, I’d just like to say:

People seem to love dropping anecdotal evidence on me

Seriously. Like the fact that anyone even knows who he is? Basically proves it’s an ego thing and he’s full of shit.

High five to your kid.

No, I completely believe he’s got a journal of every single ball he got.

Few days? Few hours.

Nnnnno. The way I was taught in driver’s ed was that the semi driver is the one who made an illegal maneuver, the Tesla had right of way.

And the driver of the Tesla didn’t volunteer to have the semi driver make an unsafe left turn without a light, so...

I feel like this is incredibly insulting to people with traumatic brain injury, and yet I can’t argue.

Eh, at least the arena in Vegas was built with private funds.

#NotAllJags

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, the standard way to find this out is a lie detector test, instead of, I don’t know, having them show you the license before heading out on the water?

So there’ll be shiny new glitches?

Dude, rapists and men aren’t two different species.

his easily “offended” classmates

He’s an elected official who retweets posts about “SJWs”. Dear lord.

Sadly, it ends in a tie.

The rules of Horse have gotten weird since I was a kid.

An... artifactoreum, if you will.