But surprisingly little antipathy towards a megastar who starts dating a 27 year old suspiciously near to the break up of his long term relationship with the mother of his children.

Oh holy fuck, I hate your very being. Why?

14 less WAR in two more years, notably. (If we ages at their time in MLB, and look at their age 27 to 37 seasons, Murphy’s got a 32.7 bWAR vs. Ichiro’s 55.2.)

Really? Because, like... Goblin sappers had their main ability named “Kaboom!”

Ha- jokes on you, it’s actually a peacoat!

Look, if you can think of a better way for people to make their car remind them of Guy Fieri, suggest it.

Weird, it’s almost like obesity could be a side effect of another affliction that has earned them a handicap placard. I’m impressed at your ability to diagnose people’s medical state so accurately at a glance, though!

Anna Nicole Smith wasn’t a genius or anything, but, I mean, I always at least gave her credit for recognizing who she was, what she had to work with, and doing what she could with it.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

Nolan Ryan approves.

Counter-argument, from a Vegas resident:

Look, their insistence on cross-dimensional research is to be applauded.

Which is understandable- but at the same time, if they want to hold that line, they need to budge on letting the Army have their own air assets.

Also, he killed the guy who betrayed Jesus.