Oh holy fuck, I hate your very being. Why?

Negative, it didn’t go in- it just impacted on the surface. ;)

Jokes on you, that was my Life Model Decoy droid. Check and mate.

“Nuking Mars” would be the best Mythbusters episode yet.

Well, okay, but you can only use weapons from non-fiction, and I’ll use weapons from fiction.

ORAL TRADITION OR NOTHING!

Ulster is Dorne? Oh my god, it makes so much-

See suicide rates for transgender individuals who are told their suffering from mental illness versus transgender individuals who are supported and treated as the gender they identify as.

Well, I mean, last state fair I went to had deep fried Coke, so....

14 less WAR in two more years, notably. (If we ages at their time in MLB, and look at their age 27 to 37 seasons, Murphy’s got a 32.7 bWAR vs. Ichiro’s 55.2.)

Really? Because, like... Goblin sappers had their main ability named “Kaboom!”

Look, it’ll be worth it if, somehow, we get Rorschach in a cell, brooding and ranting, while Bruce looks over to the rest of the assembled heroes. “I’m not that bad, am I?”

“Just.... change things? Without a massive rebranding and multiple covers and cross-overs and people having to buy more comics to understand what’s going on?”

Whaaaat? The play was great, it’s like the Ember Island Players all over again!

Ha- jokes on you, it’s actually a peacoat!

There’s 5 iPhone apps?

Look, if you can think of a better way for people to make their car remind them of Guy Fieri, suggest it.

Weird, it’s almost like obesity could be a side effect of another affliction that has earned them a handicap placard. I’m impressed at your ability to diagnose people’s medical state so accurately at a glance, though!

Anna Nicole Smith wasn’t a genius or anything, but, I mean, I always at least gave her credit for recognizing who she was, what she had to work with, and doing what she could with it.

...trial separation?