To be fair, most people suck at poetry, too.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

Nolan Ryan approves.

Really loved the book, but it’s got one of the most unnecessary romances I’ve seen in a story.

Counter-argument, from a Vegas resident:

SCENE: A belltower

It’s the 21st Century, dude, get with social media.

Look, their insistence on cross-dimensional research is to be applauded.

Which is understandable- but at the same time, if they want to hold that line, they need to budge on letting the Army have their own air assets.

Also, he killed the guy who betrayed Jesus.