Counterpoint: you’re repeating something you heard someone else say, and you’ve likely never been in the same room as Sam Hinkie.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

I found a higher res version

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

Further proof that Red Sox baseball is all about controversy and money. Used to be Schillings, now it’s Kopechs.

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

They only want guys that played on professional teams.

I believe the word you’re looking for is “soirée”

It’s a finger of speech.

I don’t understand why Tennessee would even need a Head Trainer anyway. Peyton’s was big enough already.

what, the Cheddar Bey Biscuits?

Goddamn psych majors.

+1 dollar

You had a crush on Marcia Clark? LOL

Oh, great. Another Duke hater on Deadspin.

So much for that talk about Zenon being inert.

I try not to judge other parents, cause parenting is hard. But if you put your kid in conversion therapy I judge you. You are a shit parent.

This is bad news for the Iowans who were relying on the physicists at Stanford to help them perfect cow tipping.

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.