No it doesn't.

No, he misspoke. I think he meant to refer you to the present day, where all life on earth exists at the pleasure of the American government alone;-)

I’m growing more conservative as I age, but “fox news” people will always be the absolute lowest hanging fruit of all time. Whatever your politics, those simple minded bigots are simply indefensible:-(

You're basing this on electricity used to heat the water?!?! Nobody in my general area (New England) uses electricity to heat their water.

He also went, “aww shit!!!” Then realized his kid was with him:-)

Except, the same output of emissions would have still entered the atmosphere from the pile of decomposing shit... It just wouldn't have been used to also make a bus go in a circle fast for a while...

That wasy first thought! Just a little USB port.

No it won't. Old hotels get demolished to make room for new ones.

Sweetie, Mecca has only been a site of Muslim pilgrimage for centuries, not “millennia”... Islam is younger than 2,000 years =/= millennia:-(

Don’t use the word “disruptive”, you sound like such an ass:-/

Only cause lapd is so pissed they didn't get to shoot anybody:-(

Anywhere in the world, that would have hit you in the face and knocked your fucking teeth into your beer... I guess you could chug that:-/

Yup... It's very volatile, doesn't seem to make much sense (except, duh... Candles burn wax as fuel:-) yet, under the dry heat of the hairdryer, it evaporates quickly and disappears right before your eyes!

If you spill melted wax again, just hit it with a hair dryer till it all evaporates... No mess, never would know it was there before!

Ask Paul Newman about it...

You really gotta hand it to him... Luke.

Actually dry mustard, horseradish, and blue dye (yellow mustard powder + blue food coloring =green fake wasabi) my friend did the same thing, eating a bunch of wasabi thinking it was guacamole, same dummy thought “fish sticks” were made of shark till he was like 27 years old, cause his mom made up some story to make…

I did that to my little brothers friend in high school! I gave him my dads garden Thai chili (red one) then when he was freaking out, I gave him the equally hot green variety and said, “hurry, eat this one... It’s the antidote!”

But aside from simple possession, criminal charges are absurd! They say “buyer beware”... You'd think that went double for fucking thieves:-(

Serranos aren't very hot... Still, in the eye sucks:-(