Idiot cooks of mine have done that at the restaurant many times... The worst was the dummy who thought the squeeze bottle of veal Demi-glacé was balsamic vinaigrette! beef gravy dressing on salad isn’t as good as it may sound:-(

It's called paprika... Ya nut!

That's bullshit. If the guy boarded the boat, he was trespassing.

Just go... Time yourself! Fuck these companies, just do it (fuck that company too)

I didn't notice any dick hanging out ...

Obviously he just wanted to make sure the promotional swag for “free shirt Friday” was of high quality!

No.

You are pathetic for honestly wondering that... And admitting it to anyone , stranger or otherwise :-/

Weird... Shouldn't you assume it was for Liv? All kids drink milk... You dummy.

Who the hell is he? I'm sorry he sucks.

Performance? Wtf are you even talking about? It was a few remarks about a movie, she probably wasn't tap dancing...

Did you go to Birmingham southern? If so, she owes u a huge fucking apology for maybe using your photo at the top of her self congratulatory wiki page!

Christ on a fucking cracker!!! ALL PASTRAMI IS MADE OF BEEF!!!

No. You are talking out your ass. Pastrami is corned beef brisket, that has been smoked as well. That is what it is. “Turkey pastrami” is no more pastrami than “tofurkey” is turkey.

Pastrami is beef dummy.

Not to start a whole ‘nutha beef... But he is an idiot. You should have slapped him with that pastrami (which is beef brisket, not pork at all!) fuck his ignorant ass, I bet he’s “gluten free” to!

Did he have to go back on stage? Or was it as bad as it sounds?

Are you fat? Or is there a chance that you are oblivious to how mean people can be to the ugly?

I liked the story about how bad you smelled that time, and sorry to hear Dave Navarro is a sketchy dickhole... But you sound awful in most of your stories, like, just the worst. (Also, tabloid stalkers aren't journalists:-(

I want to ask why, but I feel like the best answer you could possibly offer (for maximum comic effect... Not cause u don’t know!) would be, “I have my reasons...”:-)