this was especially hard for hank to deal with as you know he, "has a narrow urethra".

you left out, "be sure to scan the audience for members of the ethnic or social group you intend to disparage."

the full story and my source, both escape me as I sit here drinking cheap bourbon... But I am certain that I read a presumably creditable report concerning Napolean and arsenic! Something about salt water spray, oxidation, and the furnishings or paint in his quarters... Look into it!!! :-)

3M "green pads".

the scotch/3M commercial "green pads" are far superior. Every commercial kitchen in the universe uses them. This is because they work.

as long as it's parked at Lambau Field, and there are sausages to go with that cheese... They'll be fine.

I think that's what initiated the suit... So, tell everyone involved to get comfortable, this is going to be just like Groundhog Day!

he wants to meet you in Tupelo California or wherever that parking lot from the Twitter beef over Kobe is.

🎼always look at the bright side of life🎶

all this rambling on about a fundraiser is bonkers! It's all an excuse to humble brag and party.

dude. If that were true you wouldn't have felt the need to enter the fray.

my comment is pretty flippant... But I must admit that other than with regards to my own family, I am pretty much nihilist. So it's a good thing that other people are working on buying that time for us!

the message is everyone is fucked. Some sooner than later. Be thankful you live in the first world, and will be able to raise a family in one of those "safe rooms"... Thus buying time for the technology to colonize the rest of the universe to be invented. The third world "general population" will starve and drown and…

my kid says his dad can beat up your dad.

do you not own any furniture? What do you sit on or sleep on?

just imagine Richard Gere saying it...

I was screwing around at my kids indoor soccer practice last week... I hyperextended my knee doing that shit... Then had to play with the kids and other parents in a silly scrimmage at the end of practice, after overhearing my seven year old tell all the other kids that they were in trouble because, "my daddy is the…

what does that even mean? Nazis methodically locked up and exterminated people for a variety of twisted reasons. I don't think sport was one of them. I was going more for like when Mac and Dennis hunted rickety cricket for sport in it's always sunny...

the portland expo is like five blocks from my house, I guess I should bring my son to the next game. (He wants to play basketball, I wanted to bring him to a good game, but all the local colleges suck!)

thanx. In retrospect it seems a little harsh.