If you were homeless, I would hunt you for sport. I have no obligation to you or anyone else other than my dependants. I do good things for people, but you sound like a smarmy prick, and I don't think I would want to help you in your time of need.

does a bear shit in the woods? Yes dummy, hobos shit on people's private property all the time. It's not always their fault, but don't let the sunshine and rainbows blind your bright eyes. God help you if your business has a semi-private patio! You will need to clean hobo shit every morning!

crazy and or drunk homeless people sure as hell shit in inappropriate places. Does a bear shit in the woods? Does a hobo shit on the sidewalk? The answer is, "sometimes". And if you own a business with a semi-private patio setting? You are gonna be hosing off hobo shit EVERY SINGLE DAY!

fuck those haters! If fucking Cleveland gives him the contract he wants, he'll still have a better chance at the superbowl than with the Denver team I watched in the playoffs! New England fan here, and I'd love to have him here!

your wrong. I think he means... Going up to a rando girl (not his girlfriend) and saying, "listen Becky, this isn't working out. It's not you, I'm just not ready for a commitment!" In front of a bunch of people, just a complete non sequitur for the lulz.

best "apology if you were offended" ever... I'm a pats fan, and even when I thought we had lost [again:-(...] I was not offended! The celebration would have to be in the face taunting to be offensive. Any silly skit is just stupid fun, people got to find other shit to get offended by!

not edit. But certainly the power to delete, I agree, should go to next of kin or better yet a specific executor/recipient of your will.

I give my son melatonin. His dr. said it was safer than any kind of over the counter or prescription sleep aids... Especially for a child. Since I read gawkers post on the ny ag's investigation into supplement contents, I have become concerned. I have spoken with the pharmacist at the drugstore where I purchase the…

playoffs are almost as good as nfl football.

you mean "football and football season".

chargers are only "lucky" in the sensemble that they are the only consistently decent team in the division. (I hate them sooo much, before people say I'm bias for them)

no "they" didn't. Indianapolis (a Midwestern city) beat Peyton manning' rotting corpse en route to having their nuts smashed with a sledgehammer in the afc championship game.

probably. It is definitely not important... But is ironic, and I would not be surprised to find out it was done intentionally as an immature joke.

been there

nope. That wasn't an accident, some pos dam near murdered that whole family in the middle of committing two other felonies. I'm no sociopath... Maybe a little antisocial, but sane. I would beat someone for nearly killing my son (would've checked on my kid first.)

anybody can do it... But maybe only 10% of the time will it go just right. So I can do it, but it certainly takes balls to try it in a meaningful play.

I don't know if you noticed, but you spelled the continent with a squiggly line over one of the letters... The op did not include that symbol in his spelling of the common way to identify our nation. America is not a continent. South America is one, as is north America. America, is how Americans, refer to…

in southern Maine we have a tubing place called sea coast fun park (I think?) the lift and slopes are for snow tubing... But they have special "tubes" that look similar to these. But no real mountain is ready to deal with the additional liabilities these would bring.

of course! But it is a terrible idea on packed ski slopes! You would have no control, and you would likely cripple somebody's kid:-/ they need hard plastic runners, or special boots (think flippers for body boarding... Only instead of a propulsion method, they would act more like rudders for more precise steering and…

wtf is wrong with you?!? Even if he doesn't ask to see his score... Win or lose, shake his fucking hand and say thanx for the round! You come off like a complete bush league no class havin mutha fukka;-)