nope. Just throw a shitload of herbs (fresh!!!) in a blender, add a little acid, water, oil, season, purée... Pour that shit on your meat! (Save some for the steaks;-)

you sound like the most pretentious of jackasses, indeed. No serious American bbq pits use fucking brickettes! Are you kidding, or stupid? Hickory, mesquite, maple, oak, Apple, cherry, etc. most people use pigs, but Texas is known for slow roasted beef briskets. Ain't nobody got time for kingsford!

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oh yeah. I've been waiting for you. Only a sucker wouldn't expect to get stomped after getting in someone's face like that. That was a great moment in, "explaining why one shouldn't be a smug piece of shit"! It's to bad he can't live his own life by the lesson he taught that goofy fuck head... Because I think he…

he's always being asked to plug up as many lanes as possible! So inconsistent of them!!!

it was a hell of a punch.

notice, I did go back and recognize that. But it was still important to note that I felt you were still mis- characterizing who I was referring to. But your caveat is still noteworthy, I agree that atheist idiots are just as bad as religious ones... But I hope we agree that prothysizing ones are the worst!

just read, yeah, like I said... Truly, not all xtians! Many smart people in that group! (But seriously, there's a billion of them! Some better be top shelf!)

dude, chill. I said yokels because I'm only referring to those whom the shoe fits... I only read the first sentence of your reply, but I think I got the gist. #notallxtiansryokels ... Basically, if you did not understand who I ment, then your tl;dr post was barking up the wrong tree.

I'm not saying that if the yokels renounce religion, they'll be better people, fuck 'em! They're lost causes. But they need to recognize that secular people aren't evil... We are generally better educated, smarter, more accepting... And everything else the study, and you, said! The correlation is worth talking about!!!

I find your apparent inability to see all the sea life carpeting the sea floor equally disconcerting... Have you ever been in the woods, it's not wall to wall squirrels, bear and moose! I'm sure you have been to the beach and been able to put your toes in the sand without shoveling sea turtles and lobsters out of the…

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Haha! That's so funny! I like you, we should hang;-)

true... But I will sheepishly admit to liking cinnamon bitters in neat bourbon or orange bitters in an old fashioned.

I would add a large cheap bottle of each staple (Evan Williams= bourbon, Gordon's for gin & vodka, Cruzan for rum, Souza silver for tequila) this is helpful if some of your guests are "that drunk guy" or if you need to mix drinks for people you actually don't like;-) it's also great for the people who want vodka/gin &…

that might not be irrelevant, that was butlers job before this years training camp... And it might be Pete carols job soon.

got dam! A lot of people like to crack about the lads intelligence, but that dude knows how to have a good time! And unlike some of the other frat bro types (coughsRothlesburgercough!) he seems to have no trouble obtaining consent...

portland me represent on deadspin:-)

"bend over and spread 'em 6" was ok, by the time they got to 7 it was just derivative...

Pete carol dropped a much steamier pile with the last Seattle offensive play