sorry to hear about you not being let back into the stadium for the nfc championship game... It's a shame the Hawks had to go into ot with only 11 men:-/

they lost by four... Dumdum.

I'm sorry... That was a little harsh. Tbh, Im only vaguely familiar with the show, I based my joke 100% off of your reference:-/

that was a joke about oral sex. I'm really left wondering what you thought of the original tweet this whole thing is about... If you don't get that I'm joking, what the hell do u think the "Cosmo sex tip#130" was all about?

yeah sure, for "rat consumption "...

I just spent the last two hours reading the linked article and every link therein... Great stuff!

Re: "tooth fairy Barbie",

that wasn't supposed to go in the net in a million years! If they wasted a cameraman trying to get the one in a million shot going in the goal, then the rest of the coverage would be that much shittier!

exactly!!! That! He said "girlfriend ", not "wife"... Who gives a shit what some random lady thinks of him a few months from now?

maybe you are horrible at your job... You jealous, sniveling bitch.

Hey! Slow down there Chip (onyourshoulder)... Most of us would be disiplined for touching our genitals in front of over 100 million customers of the company!

bullshit! Don't pretend that was a typo, when it was clearly a brain fart... You actually calculated 1/2 the distance to the goal in the first scenario, and the full fifteen yard penalty for the latter!

I don't think you know what "primary" means.

the takeaway here is that your tv is very old, and needs to be replaced by a slimmer model!

he's ARod!!! Hilarious!

don't be stupid. Most people from that era are dead. Hungry is absolutly irrelevant!!! (And my last name is Fazekas!)

but you guys are disseminating it further. That's a little strange. A lot of the objections seem to be over the initial act, not the subsequent Internet traffic between frat bro douches.

all the jezzies clucking is probably the only violation she feels... You honestly have no reason to expect that she feels violated by the sex apart from your own projection. The fact that he taped it and the dumb shit he's talking are pretty gross though!

what gives you the idea that the floor was, "half dissolved by urine"? You seem to be projecting... All you myopic clucking hens seem to have trouble realizing that this is not about you, it's about a specific situation and it's possible the landlord was acting inappropriately and trying to steal the tenants money.…

I have lived in my apartment for years. There is damage. Most of the damage is the result of usual wear and tear. If he punched a hole in the drywall, he would be liable, if the paint needed to be replaced, due to handprints/the oils from human hands damaging the paint... He would not. If the marble floor in the foyer…