1) Suicide Squad did make a lot of money

smh my head yet another example of the class divide in this country

I wish I could have unlimited free porn on the Internet.

“The film is based on Bryan Stevenson’s memoir of the same name, about a team of attorneys fighting to save a young black man from death row after he’s falsely convicted of murder. It’s not clear yet which part Larson will be playing in the film.”

Unfortunately for all of us who know how perfect Idris Elba would have been for the role, it probably needed to happen in 2011 or so, after Skyfall wrapped so we could have gotten a 2-3 picture deal from him.

Color me another skeptic. I remember from having to read up on the case several years ago that throughout the decades the FBI has gotten a steady stream of “tips” that usually amounted to something like ‘You know, I think my late uncle was D.B. Cooper. I was only 10 when the hijacking happened, but my uncle was just…

Now I’m not saying the bone spurs were an excuse to do some private training, but D.B. might just stand for David Barron (coming before John Barron and David Dennison).

At least we still have Bowie.

Two carry ons and a parachute on one short flight? Yeah, it would have to be the 70s, or I’d have lost the whole ransom in baggage fees!  Tip your waitresses, folks.

Fuck, did you hear Robin Williams died?!?

So I typed Robert Rackstraw into Google and the first result was book that came out two years ago explaining the connections between Rackstraw and D.B. Cooper. There was even a show on the History Channel about it called D.B. Cooper: Case Closed. Anyway, more breaking news from the AV Club!

Look, it was either Jimmy James or Adam West. We all know this.

We learned it from watching his Dad.

money

Actual professional editor here.

When you do apprehend it, make sure to put it in cuffs.

Hey, here’s 13 minutes of Aubrey Plaza doing nothing particularly noteworthy, but being kind of funny sometimes and having jokes that don’t land sometimes and amusing herself.  WHOA!!!!!

wow 13 whole minutes of the same shtick she does in literally everything she’s in????

Don’t forget Sonia Saraiya ... everyone around here loved her articles.

Remember how many times he was put in the position of having to put a positive spin on the Kinja move? That’ll murder a man’s soul.