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I’d post the grapefruit technique instructional video here, but I’m at work.

Because he’s six-two, two-forty, and there’s two of him.

Breaking up in 2016 turned out to be a good decision given their band name. 

Indeed. In a factory downtown, no less.

I mean, technically, since she’s posting pictures of her expensive guns online, and telling everyone who will listen to about her expensive guns she’s increasing the risk that some enterprising criminal will realize that there’s thousands of dollars of easy-selling merchandise in her home, and act upon that…

But I do wish he’d drop the crude ‘blue’ gross-out ‘shit and semen’ comedy that makes some parts of those films difficult to rewatch.

Well at least we won’t have to listen to pieces of human garbage like you anymore.

Maybe this is all fallout from ending Amelie Gillette’s ‘The Hater’ column.

Perhaps some wealthy stride-mothers can step in to purchase the A.V. Club?

Hi! I used to be poster Warren Oates! I was banned from this site after the many changes of management and posters on the board and I honestly don’t feel that bad considering how much this site has been run into the fucking ground. 

Can I get un-greyed before the site goes away forever??? thanks in advance

I, too, read it like 20 times and did not understand it (I generally don’t “get” a lot of things so no surprise there), so I went googling. Here you go! https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/169:_Words_that_End_in_GRY 

The only question is, will Rick run for Congress as a Democrat or Republican?

“Did Obummer ever hump hug a flag? I mean, really hump hug a flag?”

Remember that world? Where the President did cool shit like that?

Somehow, the related stories launched me down a Youtube rabbit hole where I ended up at the 2012? Kennedy Center Honors.

If you think him screwing over his label is bad, wait until Han Solo finds out he’s underwater on the Millenium Falcon.

The primary thing you should do is not watch a whole bunch of different talk shows. Although it is kind of amusing to see how the story varies from show to show: e.g. when an actor tells a story on Graham Norton and swears a bunch because England, and then has to sanitize the story on American talk shows.