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fezmonkey

You know that makes sense as soon as you said it, yet I think I have been saying it wrong for literally decades. As I would rather be corrected then look foolish, I appreciate it!

It’s on Netlifx Proper

I don’t recall that from back then, but I did read all about in an article just recently so you’re asking at a good time for me. 

Welcome from 2005. You’re going to want to buy a bunch of toilet paper and a bunch of something called an “N95 mask” in about 13 years. Also if you’re into the stock maket Zoom is going to do pretty well around that time.

More like “Save The Nepo Baby” am I right?

I’m the first to criticize this site when they mess something up. So thank you for not just putting what the reveal was in the headline/main image like the folks at Vulture did. I don’t care all that much about spoilers but this seems just like being a dick:

“Looking for a lawyer in my case and a new manager. I need leftists that understand critical thinking, power dynamics of social caste systems, and has a strong spine of moral integrity”

I wish you luck in your Hollywood career.

“is a tough watch”

Well it would kind of have to be, Piers Morgan was there.

Why is this site seemingly obsessed with judging things based on mens’  hairstyles all the sudden? It’s getting a little weird.

I kinda like that the Coens (or their hair/makeup person) went with it because it tempts you to laugh at him, until you see those cold shark-like eyes appraising you and that laugh gets stuck in your throat.

It’s like we learned nothing from “No Country For Old Men”

I remember that one! Immediately after seeing it I day dreamed about finding a time stopping pendant of my own.

I think you hit the nail on the head. Streaming, and the shortened window for new releases to end up there, are killing the industry. Unless its a bif event movie or something with a built in fan base like Marvel studios are going to have a harder and harder time of getting people out to see something when they have

No, I just thought maybe you had put a child’s wig on backwards.”

This line made me burst out laughing. Looking forward to watching these two play off each other again. 

I meant handjob, but because I get neither of those on a regular basis I fumbled that. And there being no edit button after a certain amount of time, I’m left with a bit of a mess on my hands for the world to see.

Fair point, Netflix is a bit of a black box when it comes to viewership data. The Bear (FX) however was universally acclaimed and had a ton of reward nominations to back that up so that doesn’t appear to be due to an secret astroturf campaign. I assume Baby Reindeer is doing well because I have only heard good things,

Considering how well The Bear and this are doing, I don’t think they have any reason to question the titles they chose. 

Kudos to whichever White House staffer gave, but did not explain, that particular gag to the president.”

I think its interesting you think that Biden wouldn’t know what this meant. He’s old, but its not like blow jobs were invented in 2021.

 I did not see that coming!

Only on the inside.