Well, if you must ask a random internet stranger for a fantasy lineup advice; I don’t give a shit.

Any stat that doesn’t give extra credit for sassiness ain’t worth shit

Fortunately security arrived before he went for two.

This doesn’t make any sense.

Skipper has shown he doesn’t give two shits what his employees think. This seems to me more like Skipper failed to anticipate what his higher ups might think about all this negative publicity.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

This guy truther highlighting a HS volleyball SCtop10 play. Thanks dude.

Enjoy your weekend of driving through your neighborhood documenting minute lawn violations to report to your homeowner’s association.

Pence was all over that divot.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

Any furniture store.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Top 5 Offensive things about that video; RANKED!

This isn’t usually a big deal and, like you said, I should not make a particular note of it, but damn it if I’m gonna stand for this. Why, by the time I see the fargin’ video, I’m in the fourth tab of my browser?!

I’ve got a lot of useless junk in my head, and always thought if I had the time, I’d go on Jeopardy. What held me back was two fears:

If he’d timed that a little better he could have landed the guy on the Dave and Busters logo and won 500 tickets.

I wish they had accepted and then shown up to Obama’s house for a bbq.

I was just going by the official Deadspin definition of “Warriors fan”. I’m not actually a tech bro, I have a real job.

I kinda wish the Warriors (or any/all other champion) had accepted the invitation and THEN no-showed.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one