Is Brian Kelly the worst?

That you pay for.

Come for the sports, stay for the grammar.

That’s not the funny thing.

Christ almighty...
waiting for Rom Romberts to give his notice.

(We require two weeks, Rom)

The hell kind of order are these sorted in?

As a rule, every Shrodinger reference gets a star.

Nm. I’m leaving with Feinberg. Do whatever you want.

Please, Gizmodo. I’m begging you. No more eSports in Deadspin.

Trump is president. The world is ending.
This is all we have.

Please...how can I opt out of the esports posts? I promise to never click on a Kotaku link again.

So you’re saying you’re a dick?

You spend $500 to see the Rolling Stones, but Sammy Haggar and the guitarist from Smash Mouth fill in for Mic and Keith.
No refunds.

$3? Getting warmer.

$3? Getting warmer.

I like the amount of words used in this debate.

Free Feinberg!

Simply no way it wasn’t already popped.

If you can get some sap to do the editing for $10, why learn it?

Come for the Petchesky, stay for the Romberts.

Always disappointed when Tomsula is brought up without any mention of the bindle. Thankfully, it’s not often.

Middle-management superhero.