it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I can’t even make a pun one person can enjoy, let alone one that forty love.

No

I’ll watch this eventually and will likely enjoy and appreciate (at work now so I cannot) but can I selfishly and petulantly ask Albert to write recipes again

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

OK, but what the fuck does Mike Tomlin have to do with it?

Yeah, but how about those Sacramento Kings?

If ever I am in a conversation where my counterpart leads a sentence with the clause, “In Silicon Valley, we....” I will immediately leverage my hand to foster innovation across their face.

Sexy.

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Thank you for participating.

yeah, indemnity 

“When you come at the sitter-hitter king, you best miss.”

Holy shit

Less so. I can sit on that chair. I have no use for kid rock. Well, maybe as like, an anchor for a canoe. Or to prevent my car from rolling down a hill.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.