The team would have to provide an explanation, and could be subject to discipline.

We also saw a guy who looked like Alexander Siddig, but it wasn’t him.

I wanted you to be the first to know that I have purchased Gawker with my money and we will now exclusively publish incoherent ramblings about celebs, tech celebs, teens, tots, potato farmers, athletes, extreme athletes, desktop computers, shoes, and Poppe Culture, a senile former miner from Kentucky who got himself…

Waiters gonna wait

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

Hey, they stole Baltimore’s sign.

please log off.

This is so spot on. I think of Buddy Ryan the same way as I do Barry Goldwater. He was the founder of a movement based on mythology more than reality, yet was able to create a fervent following of that mythology by tapping into the ugliest facets of their character. Every Eagles fan who thinks Buddy Ryan was a great…

I’ll bet there’s a shitload of Jiffy Lube stories we’ve not heard about... a shitload.

I went to the same school as Bryant “Big Country” Reeves and the school was a pontoon boat and what we learned was that you have to keep Big Country wet or he’ll die. It was incredible to be a part of that.

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

I’m so sorry to read this, because it is truly heartbreaking, and yet I can’t help but think it deserves an even longer treatment somewhere. If it gave you any solace at all to write about your experience, please look into expanding on it if you can. It’s something that many of us, sadly, can relate to.

I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.

You care very passionately about Rule 6.01(j) don’t you? For me it’s Rule 17.02(b). Someone talks badly about that one pal and I’ll fucking kill him with my bare fucking hands.

There’s also no reason *not* to believe you, so this is indeed a good story.

There are few things I enjoy more than the ubiquitous “This isn’t getting enough love!” post eight minutes after the unloved post.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Austin. Shitty. Limits.