Oh, I’d love to see the moldy cheeto try. :D

I wore contacts for over twelve years and never had a single eye infection. I’m starting to think I dodged a bullet. Possibly a lot of bullets.

Then why not just do theatre broadcasts the way they do West End shows?

Your friend is a monster.

Holy shit.

But I get so horny when I work out and there are dudes just right there for the taking. :(

That’s crazy. When did this start? I last bought from them a little over a year ago and had one dress I had to return a couple of times for wonky sizing. They never charged me to print a return label and orders usually took less than a week to arrive.

Every now and again a producer fucks up and has a centenarian who attributes their long life to never smoking, never drinking, and never swearing. Boo-urns. Nobody wants to see that, anonymous producer!

Yes, you’ll be fine. Unless your genes dictate otherwise, of course. But that won’t be your top knot’s fault.

Gosh, I am so on the fence. You better post more pictures of this delicious gentleman whom I definitely don’t know about and have never laid eyes on before. He’s just a total stranger. Yup. Momoa the mystery—shit.

A million kids and I grew up running around on sand and rocks and cactus and thorn-shedding trees and spiny bushes that hid poisonous snakes and other cranky desert animals. “The kids” will be fucking fine dashing about among some flowers.

One star isn’t enough for using a gif from The Comeback. <3

Boeing came to South Carolina to get away from the Machinists Union....and the union followed them

I really don’t understand what it is about software development that makes these 70-80 hour workweeks so “necessary.” It’s fucking software. If you really need to have people on it for such an extended period, have a night shift and a day shift, but don’t burn your people out so I can have a minor update to my Kindle…

In fairness to your lady mother, you did forget how to use apostrophes. So I’d say you’re even.

But how was the Boston Pile?

Now, now. I’m sure your feet are just as disgusting to your fellow foot weirdos as theirs are to you. :D

uh

No, it’s supposed to have cream in it, not be cream based, which would make it grossly heavy. Any chef worth a damn is going to use a stock base to give it the best flavor without being intrusive—that will usually be chicken stock.

Sounds like someone needs to start going down on diabetics. :D