Oh, shut up, Sarah.

All these whiny burner accounts are the idiot author of the original piece. She went on an unholy tear in the comments section of her on article with a sockpuppet account and generic "guest" account, all in this same style.

A server stuck with a group of red hat ladies gets ALL my sympathy.

That's why it says asshole cheapskates. :D

Damn it! None of these links work! They all redirect back to this page and trying to copypasta them just gives me an incomplete link. I hate you, kinja. I hate you so hard.

It's okay, Friend Cew-smoke; I got your joke. <3

Really? "No rice, no curry, chocolate or spice"? What a pathetically bland palate.

If you're in a position to order breakfast at 2pm on a Tuesday, you're either doing something very right with your life or horribly wrong. Either way, I can't blame him for asking.

No kidding. The woman made pushing a stool around hilarious. Pushing. a. stool!

No, she contacted Aniston to return the photos. So it's more like the widow of your high school ex offering the photos he had of you two.

I don't know about the gays (TLo seem to be into her crazy red carpet outfits, though), but if my older cousins are any indication ladies in their 40s but in total denial about it love and want to be JLo.