Ichiro is so awesome. Imagine if he started playing in the majors when he was 20 instead of 29. He’d have had one of the greatest careers ever.

“We want the ball and dinner before 5:00 p.m.!”

Except he never looks at himself. There is never a problem with Jose, according to Jose.

Seems like a pretty big oversight for someone tasked with managing a public-facing social media account on behalf of the org.

Looks like its curtains for her.

YOU MONSTER.

Fucking cancer. Sad read. Hope he gets better I really do. Seems like a great guy.

Lefebvre’s broadcasting partner’s delight was quickly turned to paranoia when Ryan began lamenting how little time they had left together.

One of my best friends once got to throw out the first pitch at a minor league game, totally fucked up and embarrassed himself enough to get booed, and then later terribly muffed a foul ball and got booed hard again.

She seriously looks like the next words out of her mouth are going to be “oh my goddddddd your hair feels like marshmallowwwwwwws.”

SOUNDS LIKE SHE KISSED A GIRL AND DIDN’T LIKE IT

to be fair, in this picture, KP looks like (and is dressed like!) she’s rolling, too.

I feel so vindicated right now:

Also an ironic theory, given that Meyer blasted Alabama/Saban in the Playoff semifinals last year en route to a national title.

Did you... did you actually read the article?

Even more ridiculous than the fire is the fact that they put it out.

Nothing new for the opposing team, though.

“The thing here isn’t that Broussard got a Caps Locked report wrong...”

Ice-T is the fucking best. Never stop T.