Starving Cthulhu before he wakes and consumes us is an interesting strategy. Let’s see how this plays out, humanity.

Asking him to put his hands there is entaintment.

Does he call himself Hanx? Or does he use hanx instead of thanks?

Make it a big cat then

Has anyone seen Trump and Limbaugh in the same room? I don’t have photoshop skills, but I bet If you tossed a cat on top of his head he would look very Trumpish.

This is a great deal for Dr Emilio Lizardo, who gets more than $17 mil per year.

He’s not a cheerleader, you can’t expect him to work for free.

That list is a stark reminder of how thouroughly mediocre the 2013 draft really was.

The hottest take would be silence. Just Trump slowly walking away, occaisionally looking back to see if anybody is even paying attention.

He can walk into the lake and then walk around in circles at the bottom forever. Problem solved.

“Jump 4 Trump”

The Ohio State game yesterday was one of the most extreme examples of this. One announcer kept arguing that NIU should be making aggressive decisions (going on 4th, not taking 3 points) by pointing out that they weren’t going win with field goals and the stats showed those decisions were better.

Well, if you people would stop talking about all these racist incidents, there wouldn’t be so much talk about all these racist incidents, now would there be? QED

But can black lives melt steel beams?

Did you not read the article or watch the video? It was in a case with a tiger hologram on it. Ain’t nobody slapping Lisa Frank stickers on the front of their block-of-plastique-looking clock.

I love that he waves his Red Sox hat around afterward, and it manages to be both a dick move and a perfect explanation for his actions.

A lot of people believe in evolution but don’t understand it.

Props to the camera guys. Didn’t even flinch for the fake.

The reason Dredd Scott could not be a citizen was based in large part on the belief that blacks were not as human as whites. I mean, it was based on a lot of bullshit; the decision is 50 pages long and there’s like another 50 pages of concurrences. It’s hard to boil that much nonsense into one point, but the “no…

I don’t agree with the fans that hate Calipari, but it is definitely bad form for the university to honor a coach that incurred NCAA sanctions so recently.