The NFC East is now officially this year’s 2014 NFC South and 2010’s NFC West.

Talk about your intolerable pain...having to spend the next 8 to 10 weeks watching the game in the owners box with Jerry Jones.

And yet God declined to have someone fall from the upper deck and land on this woman. I’m questioning everything I know about higher powers now.

But Chip Kelly’s a genius.

Oh man, this gem just happened:

Sadly, not his job.

Certainly not his bones.

Silver linings...

**facepalm**

Always serial rape truthers.

Reports of harassment have been filed against this baby by 9 different playdates across 4 playgrounds.

Meanwhile in the Giants game, the announcers criticized the Giants for not taking the points on 4th and 2 at the 15 yard line. Giants ran for like 5 yards but it was called back.

You down with J.P.P?

To be fair, those people are trash humans for the most part

Texas Tech is gonna shock the world next week vs TCU. Our tortillas will blot out the sun

Anybody that wears a bow tie to a football game deserves to be sad

Got any orangutan movies we can use to distract Donald Trump?

I hate to be that person, but bonobos and chimps are apes, not monkeys. Science, I dig it.

Yes, THIS is what encourages racial strife. Not the race-baiting, identity politics perfected by her deranged mother and friends.