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...what? Who doesn’t like pie AND cake?

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

Leave it you, Delhomme, to be lobbying for obvious pickoffs not to be counted as such.

Oooh, Nest Side Story is one of my faves!

I dunno, maybe because multiple people have gone to the hospital due to line drives just above the dugout areas this season alone, and some people (like my wife) keep score and don’t exactly have both hands free to protect themselves.

Why the fuck can’t we just let people move here, I’d like to know. There’s plenty of room and the net effect would probably even boost the economy a little. There’s no reason this should ever be a thing!

“Yep, these are my readers”

Aww. Your little agenda across the various article comment sections is adorable. It’s okay, little camper! I noticed you!

The movie was really quite bad. But nothing in it was as awful as this prose:

we get it, you're very cool

I don’t understand people who both accept the theory of evolution and think that it somehow stopped happening with humans 20,000 years ago. “We didn’t evolve to eat grains!!!” Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened...

My most grim moment was buying a month’s supply of Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix.

Paleo is just a low carb diet with a naturalistic fallacy veneer.

They paid good money for those tickets, so you can’t blame them for being a little crabby.

Good decisions aren’t exactly something he’s familiar with.

MAKE IT BRAIN!

I bet that feels like a punch in the dick to Boise State.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

He has that distinctive John Rocker dumbfuck look going for him.