I am donating to Planned Parenthood today, in honor of this wonderful man.

The irony is not lost on me that he’s spend the last 2+ years living down his most infamous quote by embracing every dyed in the wool piece of know nothingness to come down the pike.

So what, are we gonna have “ProAmicusTalkCommenter”on Twitter now?

Bill Simmons has waaay too much time on his hands. His new HBO show can’t start soon enough.

Thank you for playing the role of Eternally Bitchy Commenter in this retrospective

Albert Burneko

Thank you - and I mean this sincerely and in the best possible way - for wasting a tremendous, tremendous amount of my time.

It seems almost impossible she could have survived after that, but you never know...

Cut him out of your life.

People who think “the field” is a special lawless Mad-Maxian playground need to go away... if you assault someone (and yes, this was assault) there are consequences. Just because you did it on a special rectangle of land doesn’t mean someone special with a vested interest in their program gets to decide your…

Thanks for sharing your dumb opinion. A playing field is not some magical fantasyland where real consequences cease to exist.

1. What kind of self-respecting member of the LGBTQ community would have Chris Brown perform in the first place?! Seriously though. Wtf. Shame.

Oh Roosh, go wash your wig already.

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say by “Dred Scott” he meant the decision, not Scott himself. Maybe.

Yep. Also this.

to quote the big guy in his Letter from a Birmingham Jail, http://www.africa.upenn.edu/Articles_Gen/L…

My favorite part of this story is the part where Huckabee has absolutely no motherfucking idea who Dred Scott was.

I almost hope the Rapture happens at this point so Jesus can backhand these people back to the stone age.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…