It actually is becoming more of a thing now with middle class folks because they get hooked on prescription opiates, and then find heroin is much cheaper.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Nah, they don’t really fuck with black people.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

Hopefully those John Jay kids will be brought to Justice.

Reached for comment, a completely bald Kurtzke could only say of his time in Washington:

I hear that Chelsea is hiring.

+ 2 (Sirhan)

Shots at RFK usually don't miss

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

Censoring “ass” on the internet is rock solid proof that you are a Packers’ fan living in Minneapolis.

For every crucial 4th down in Packers playoff history, the defense prepares for the down with the same mindset and effort only rivaled by the 1916 Cumberland Football team.

And Darren Sharper has something for that broken leg.

Most teams aren’t at the mercy of Rodger’s health any given season.

This is... amazing.

I’m pretty sure the government in Taiwan beat Japan, you guys

Nope. Tell me about him.

Man, Rickey stole 5 bases in that game. He’s like Billy Hamilton, but good at every part of baseball

Cher makes Yoko sound like Neil DeGrasse Tyson.