Siding with his beloved franchise quarterback once again, Redskins owner Dan Snyder accepted the explanation that an intern had indeed made the embarrassing public error. Rather than fire or publicly chastise the student worker, however, Snyder seized the opportunity to create a dose of positive press for his…

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

Have... have you seen Serena the last few years, dude?

... What’s the market value of a woman’s orgasm?

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

Everything is fine because Darren is not racist. In fact, he follows several black people on Twitter.

The third shift fry cook at my local McDonald's, who gave me food poisoning last month, is better at his job than Rovell.

It’s amusing the lengths you go to avoid using one word, simply because some joyless schmucks have deemed it politically incorrect.

That would be the trial of the centaury.

Should A-Rod be charged with murder or just involuntary manslaughter?

Everton, for not gifting him Stones

Chelsea. Liverpool are just doing them.

I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU

Tacos are solid, but soft-shell corn tortillas can fuck right off. They are the aspartame of food.

Yeah, but man-on-burrito lovemaking is one thing. What happens when people try to make gay burrito marriage into something real?

I hated Barry Bonds when I was a kid, just like I hated Ichiro (M’s Fan)

I was a stupid kid.

What the fuck is going on

Today can fuck right off and die.