The fan was Chuck Knoblauch, he was actually aiming for Tanaka.

‘If I were ever in a court of law I could point to the transcript.” If the guy you’re seeing is planning his defence in a law court you should probably not be seeing him. New rule, strongly worded guideline anyway.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Mets vs Blue Jays World Series!

Fair enough. Didn't mean to agree with you.

That guy is a perfect metaphor for the voting public.

I’m no expert on the law, but could he win the case if he can show he killed the five hookers based on his religious beliefs?

Yeah I belive that these same guys guest starred on Parks and Recreation-

THE WAR ON THE PIXIE CUT MUST END. It’s hot, goddammit!

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

If they’re posting it, it’s not actually a “secret menu.” That’s just an attempt by a restaurant to take advantage of this eyeroll-worthy trend.

Except the In’n’Out secret menu, right? I mean, it is posted on their official website and there are buttons for the secret menu items when they’re taking your order. This is seriously stressing me out, because I generally defer to Pinkham in restaurant etiquette, but I also love my animal fries well done (extra…

Evan writes about comics. Stephen writes about wrestling. It’s what us grown ups call “the intersection of pop culture.” If it hurts so bad, click on the article above or below the articles that are obviously related to gaming in only a tangential manner. Then go and bitch and whine about why the Deadspin guys have…

Yes and yes. And, speaking of termination cases, if you’re put on a Performance Improvement Plan, you’re being fired. You’re not being coached back to an acceptable level of performance. They’re dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s and getting all paperwork in line to prove that you were fired for not fulfilling the…

I’m pretty sure your only recourse at this point is getting your boss’ daughter pregnant and marrying her, forcing your boss to re hire you in order to support the grandbaby.

I had a LaTroy Hawkins card (a rookie or futures card or something) in my first pack of baseball cards. I was like 6. I remember him specifically because I thought his name was cool. I’m about to turn 29. How the fuck is this guy still in the league?

CORRECTION: In the original version of this story, I had LaTroy Hawkins going the wrong way in the trade. My bad.

Since 1984. Jesus fucking christ, that’s so depressing I don’t even have words.

I’m not justifying it, lady should have been honest and made the reservation for 20 and not used a bullshit excuse about needing to get a reservation and can’t they just let them in. I’m saying you know there are people out there who think that all the hostess should have done was push an empty table over to the…