I think you’re burying the lede.

Ahhhhhhhh what the fuck why

My husband found it in a dumpster and told it where we lived.

Anyone wants to take my dog will have to do it with their cold, dead hands.

Someone raped it worse, so we’re cool?

And we have our winner! Congratulations, you win the White Tears Award for the 21st of July, 2015. Competition was stiff, but you truly went to the next level. Enjoy your box of tissues.

Neither couple is as in love as I am with these Trader Joe’s mini ice cream cones, so...

Paint yourself silver first?

Jesus how was this not the obvious answer?

Why would he say no? Is he rich? Splitting the big room is the way to go. You should punch him in the stomach.

I TOO COMMEND ME

I AGREE

This is the greatest article ever written in the history of the Internet.

What portion of their salary do you pay to the geniuses who drafted a big man with a broken foot? There’s your answer.

Just going to reply to this once. Clearly I understand that not EVERY Mexico fan is bad and this was a generalization. HOWEVER, the garbage throwing is not an isolated incident and has happened at three different games I’ve watched at this gold cup alone. The Mexican federation needs to start taking action as other…

CON💩F

The CONCACAF logo really just should be the poop emoji.

Yoko Ono reminds me why I quit art school.

Direct cash payments to the poor are—by far—the most effective method of fighting endemic poverty. Not only do they build on local systems of knowledge, but moreover they are far more cost efficient and much easier to manage. All with added benefit of stripping out the disdainful paternalism to permeates so many other…

This is awesome and so accurate. The popularity of research into “resilience” has gotten a ton of traction in recent years, but the truth is it shakes out to be another way to blame cycles of poverty on impoverished individuals rather than the institutions and power dynamics holding them back in the first place.