Is Blake Griffin going to box Chandler Parsons out of the driveway?

“Slants.” Jesus Christ, man. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Murica............hell yeah!

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

The Aristocrats!

• The Knicks are a team that does not have a draft pick next year, and are building around a 31-year-old with knee issues. They are on the clock, yet drafted a young stretch big—the riskiest phenotype in NBA prospects—and now need to plug a 90-pound 7-footer into an NBA defense that features Melo and probably Monroe,…

NOBODY ANSWER, THEY MIGHT HIRE YOU IF YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT

Rapinoe has been a goddamned beast all tournament, probably our best player.

This comment and Germany’s PK have a lot in common.

Lulz, it was definitely a foul. The defender stepped into her path after the ball was past her. Outside of the box? Sure (although in real time it appears to be inside the box because of the speed of the play.) But it was definitely a foul.

Hinkie is like WAIT WE CAN GET PAID FOR THIS STUFF? SEND ME A TRUCKLOAD OF BROKEN PLAYERS.

Valar morghulis.

Wait, he hasn’t been traded yet?

I thought you didn't do poop stories?

No.

Listen every day to the weighted silence of the ten thousand things. Edit as many changes as possible within the time frame allotted. See if any words remain. Receive coronation from gray to black. Return and change entire import of message to the converse of original. Ponder whether anyone notices. No one will…

Being President is kind of a shit job, if you actually care about doing it.

I just want this part of this live blog to be saved for posterity.

Maybe I’m an idiot, but I still think the Harrison twins have made the most eloquent point/scouting report about Kaminsky.