“That’s bullshit. That was a fucking flop if I’ve ever seen one.”

To be fair though, going from Cleveland to rubble isn’t that much of a trip.

I am irrationally happy that Matthew Dellavedova doesn’t get a ring.

The Warriors are so good, they've already announced they'll be solving California's drought crisis by bringing the city of Cleveland's tears back with them.

They were the best team all year and all postseason. I think they beat Cleveland even with a healthy Love/Irving.

Wouldn’t be the first Bishop to ever have an inappropriate boner.

“eliminatorias” soundly beats “qualifiers”

THIS IS NOT HELPING.

Fuck you.

Melissa McCarthy is great, not really sure why you’re comparing the two.

so... I just wanted to say that I hate you. Why you ask? Well, I looked at this earlier today. literally LOL’d and moved on with my life. Since then the image has haunted me. I can actually see this when I close my eyes. I will be sleepless tonight; no doubt. You sir... are an asshole. :)

I’ve been going to 15-20 games a year for over 30 years and I have never caught a ball. If I ever do, I’m keeping it and I don’t give a shit if the poster child for Jerry’s Kids is sitting next to me.

Exactly. Steal a ball from a little kid? Go to hell, asshole. Catch a ball fair and square and refuse to give it to some kid who wasn’t even near it? Fuck you, kid.

What model citizens they are. (Hockey players) truly are one of a kind among professional athletes.

also this:

Let’s get their faces out there. Let’s talk about how young and attractive they are. What model citizens they are.

What kind of sick fuck calls Tater Tots French Fries? You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

Dear NBC Executives:

*Bumping into an acquaintance from the same suburban town you live in on your commute to/from the city, and having to make small talk when you really wanted be left alone

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.