I bet this isn't the first time you've tried that joke, is it?

The Washington Capitals are like a team winning a series 3-2. They have won three games and the Islanders have won two.

Yeah but upon closer inspection, you’ll also see that the Pelicans didn’t score as many point as the Warriors, and in the end, I thinks that’s what really hurt them. just my Hot Take.

People who leave the stickers on their hats are not to be trusted.

OKAY - I looked up the complaint online. Apparently this all started because she filed a complaint against the entire Georgia Department of Corrections, the County of Gwinnett, the State of Georgia and a bunch of individual police officers for arresting her husband (which she refers to as kidnapping). She also alleges…

I think the main reason Smith is such a fan of Mayweather is because of the allegations. Mayweather has very obviously beaten multiple women, but Smith is the kind of guy who thinks all women are liars, and when someone like Mayweather is accused of this sort of behavior men like Smith are instantly drawn to him. If…

This is Smith on the assault that ultimately landed Mayweather in jail. The “iPod” in question is actually the cell phone of his ex, Josie Harris, that Floyd had rooted through and found texts from her then-boyfriend.

I bend over backwards to be honest and direct with you fucking guys and you stick it right up my fucking ass — and the fucking team’s ass.

Georgians like to hear there’s nothing coming. If there’s one thing they hate, it’s getting burned.

1) Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist; not an accused rapist.

It’s amazing that you strung together so many words, yet managed to dodge making a point like you’re some kind of word-salad matador.

I’m waiting for Philly to come out and say parents just don’t understand

Unless you’re the editor, it’s nacho call to make.

1. Being hit by a car

I’m also waiting for Deadspin to condemn the actions of my next door neighbor, who is clearly an a-hole. It saddens me that Deadspin’s silence could be interpreted as condoning this boor’s behavior.

Winnipeggers

go leafs go

Not to get off-topic, but are we or are we not going to talk about how Zlatan dared to Zlatan and he Zlataned his way to a hat trick with this most Zlatan of goals?

“Can you imagine how many incidents just like this happen every single day? And have been happening every single day for the past 200+ years? And have not been caught on camera?”

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.