Nah, professional would've been in quotes.

This poster's comment is a plus. And the number of pluses in this comment is one.

I am able to stare at the flapping Bill Simmons GIF for a really, really long time.

Bill Don't Lie (groan)

Why do you hate Defiance? Because they're bigger and better? You guys have some sort of complex, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

There are worse crimes against humanity.

they'd have fun and do cool things with local kids at games?

Gotta love the analyst going "that's a travel", doing the highlight truther's work for them.

The Stanford shit was boring, but when she got pregnant, I stopped watching. That was so fucking stupid. Her character is objectively a terrible person, which is why she's entertaining. And I just don't understand the need to knock her up and try to marry her off.

It's still infinitely better than the terrible headline I sent to tips earlier for this clip:

Michael Carter-Williams' Lob Attempt: As Overthrown as Russia's Tsar

I love how loads of you blame the BBC when the fault lies absolutely and unquestionably with the arrogant moron who swung at his coworker. It is Clarkson's fault and his alone that Top Gear is dead as we know it.

the only "dumb bastard" is the stupid motherfucker who punches someone because a restaurant was closed.

No, Clarkson is the one who fucked everybody. Who is he to lay his hands on anyone for any reason? Why do people have to put up with that shit?

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

Like a trio of schoolchildren

These guys. I hope they win. Now that Georgia State is out, no one is having more fun.

that was entirely intentional boo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?

As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...

You dated Newt Gingrich?