Impressive job watching only the gif and not actually reading any text.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly.

Nobody cares about your high school.

We didn't claw our way to the top of the food chain to take shit from some asshole geese.

Sacrificing money for his long term health.

When you guys said "promising" in the headline I thought it was just wording to try to pump up the player so the story would have more impact (though any player retiring because of head trauma concerns should have impact). But this guy was legitimately supposed to do big things. He was raved about towards the end of…

Hopefully we can all agree on the correct ruling here:

St Louis invented ranch dressing.

Please let there be a ranch milkshake. Cardinals fans deserve a ranch milkshake.

Jesus christ

That's so weird that the interview didn't go well.

Christ, you cannot spoiler a sports match. FULL STOP.

He's 6'3" and standing next to Tyson Chandler and Dirk Nowitzki in the restricted area. He knows his body is of better use trying to prevent a fast break return on the other side of the court.

Yes, this! If my memory serves correctly, which it usually does, Bob Cousy won 37 league MVP awards and yet ol' Red Auerbach would never give him anything more than a monthly contract. Poor bastard had to work off-seasons as a harpoonist on a whaling vessel just to make ends meet. Guaranteed contracts have ruined…

nope

YES, KYLE, WE GET IT. THE DRESS LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

That tilt was pretty unreal, Ross.

This has to be about the tenth time I've heard of such an incident.