I like his movements.

Is this going to lead to more magazine articles about how awful it is when these terrible narcissistic, entitled children cut off their parents just for subjecting them to year after year of abuse?

I have relatives who are like her parents and they're still savoring what an awful person I am based on things I did as a small child. You can't win, you can just cut them off in the way that's truest for you. This was awesome.

It goes without saying that Chuck C Johnson was not in attendance.

"The wise-ass antidote to all that modern-day event-movie gloominess ... consistently exciting ... freakin' awesome ... elegant [and] clever."

Weird how they can just broadcast everyone's train of thought like that.

As a Blackhawks fan, I'm OK with this. Technically, it isn't conclusive. And it's only one regular season game.

"It's hard to tell if Woodbury is doing this maliciously"

Correction...it's a Steph Infection

Holy shit. For this to not only happen, but to have it happen to one of today's most prolific comedians whose act focuses on race and racism is just insane! This is going into his next set, I promise you.

This is indefensible. And yet there are people in the comments to his post arguing that we're only hearing one side, that racism is a harsh thing to accuse anyone of, and:

nobody ever claimed Pop was human

I thought we could only serve Nacho Cheese Doritos?

Director (to board operator): I said, "The Preds scored, cue the HORN," dumbass.

Dear God did I need that. I am currently in the middle of The World's Stupidest Argument with three full-grown adults about whether I am a member of the Illuminati not, (my position: IllumiNOTi,) and whatever is going on in that broadcast both makes me not want to rip my eyelashes out for a fraction of a second.

But...why are so many people recording themselves doing yoga? It can't be purely for my enjoyment of their pets interrupting.

Currently, I'm rooting for every pizza company except DiGiorno.

Ballghazi has given Patriots fans everything they could possibly want.