Pretty sure that's the "Greg, you and I both know about the secret bank account where you've been stashing money for three years in anticipation of leaving your wife, my client, for your secretary who is 20 years younger than you and whom we also have pictures of banging your brains out in the Home Depot parking lot…

buying lottery tickets and not getting killed by tornadoes are what we do best here in Oklahoma...in that order.

Whether or not Palin is actually interested in running or in simply interested in generating more attention/money/power/whatever is uncertain.

She thinks she has enough support to even get into the primaries? She doesn't even have a dog to stand on.

Other than someone like maybe Adam Sandler, does any big-ticket actor have a worse filmography over the last 10-15 years than Johnny Depp? It's as though he intentionally picks the shittiest possible movies, as long as they will let him wear a stupid costume.

Oh I like him.

Pan guy:

Pretty sure dicks would have been sucked no matter who won that.

But at least there's no more Aaron Rodgers dick-sucking until next year.

The best part of this whole thing is Joe Buck trying to sound unbiased and failing miserably.

We all know he was offside.

Plz try

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

Gynecology anecdote: My dad is a pediatrician. When I was 13, I was poking around in the basement when I found his old textbooks, including a gynecology textbook. Being the pre-Internet pr0n 80s, I thought I'd stumbled onto a gold mine. I eagerly cracked it open, awaiting the glories I would unearth within.

This is long overdue, but it's good to see the NCAA finally honoring Coach Paterno's legacy by shitting their pants.

The year is still young

Just when you thought FIFA or the IOC had "worst sports governing body" all but locked up for 2015 the NCAA throws their hat back into the ring.

It's still early, but this is a strong contender for dumbest shit posted on Deadspin tonight.

I am Boston resident and own a condo in the heart of downtown. I couldn't be more excited about this.

I think this will be different than past buildouts as most of the sports infrastructure is there, and the city could more wisely spend on infrastructure needs like our mass transit while keeping overall costs down.

"reflex-like involuntary muscle contraction" in Bullock's right hand