I’ve been trying to figure out what it is for at least 10 minutes now. It kind of moves like and is shaped like a chicken breast, but the color is all wrong. The texture is all wrong for steak. It could be bizarrely sewn together pork.

Did they really score that as an own goal against Bentley? Off the woodwork into the back of a diving keeper is a rough way to get an own goal.

I think we got robbed of a lot of good basketball by injuries this year. More than usual, and to key players. Wall getting hurt, Sefolosha missing from the Hawks, obviously K-Love. The Blazers were never the same without Wes Matthews, and who knows what was wrong with the Raptors. It feels like we’ve lost multiple…

So, you’re saying the Sixers will be willing to share a bowl if I bring over some beer?

So, in this imaginary past, a grown man would have reacted positively to being asked if a teammate only 7 years his elder was playing a parental role? And current day athletes are too apathetic to play along like that? Or something?

I think you watched a different video than everyone else...

What is going on with his eyes in that photo?

I would take Chelsea Peretti over my friends. But the same is true for Ice Cube. Maybe I just need better friends.

Who could ever suspect a face like that of murder?

Not only did he hit this bananas-ass shot (which should have been an and-1), but the one he missed would have been a 2. So apparently Curry’s body is so tuned to hitting 3s that it intentionally missed a shot that would not have forced OT. Crazy.

That might be worse than the bullshit he said about Janay Rice. I’m hard pressed to believe Floyd Mayweather Jr. put his hands on a woman. What, did he beat the shit out of her with his elbows?

That’s not tea party, that’s Sovereign Citizen type stuff. Way scarier.

The "going both ways" is the key point there. Shitty calls, but mostly evened out. The missed shot clock and the no flagrant were the 2 worst calls, and they pretty much make the whole thing a wash.

The drunks that you know must suck at darts.

Those are some quality high-fives. I didn't even watch the game and I'm pumped.

What is it with Deadspin writers and their love of abominable food?

This is the dumbest highlight truther comment I have seen in a while, so well done. Where does your crazy ass mind see a charge?

This list is not going to help Deadspin's reputation for being a bunch of jock-sniffers.

You can see the moment he realizes that Ellis has a layup on the other end. Or a dunk if he takes a dribble.

What is your opinion on making all of these dishes to stuff in my face for a massive, sad, indulgent dinner-for-one?