Chicken wings are so good but such a pain in the ass. Who wants to come over to my place and cook some for me? I will provide beer and criticism.

Oh god, that poodle near the end. Just could not wait to get in there for a humping. I love the look she gives the dog right before, too; she knows what's coming.

Best part of the GIF is the little "what the fuck?" shrug the guy that was marking Neymar gives.

Seriously. She didn't even run in 2012. She drove around in a bus selling books and soaking up cash. Any "run" in 2016 will be more of the same.

Does the dry vs wet distinction not exist for bay scalops or does it just not matter as much as it does for sea scallops? I guess it might not make a big difference because you are not searing in this recipe.

The internet tells me this is not true.

I really hope we get to see an "F" review someday. How much worse could it get?

I made this dish the first time you posted it, and I don't think I've made it since because I am stupid and deprive myself of good things. Thanks for the reminder!

What if I think I'm someone else's most embarrasing sex? Because gaaaaaaaah 20 year old me.

A +1 for your excellent satire, sir.

Which tribe? The Sioux, because he wears Sioux clothing unrelated to the Illiniwek Confederacy? The Peoria, because they are the closest descendants of the Illiniwek Confederacy? Any tribe, because Chief Illiniwek was not a real person? He's a shitty caricature; finding a Native American to play the caricature…

The game is between teams called the Redskins and the Warriors. Not surprising that they don't see a problem with Chief Illiniwek.

Streep is such a bad example of an exception to the rule, too. Oh, the best actress on earth can get roles? Color me shocked.

FSU got beaten so badly I had honestly forgotten they existed when I wrote my comment. But yes, I suppose it would have been Bama V FSU. Damn, that would have sucked. Good thing we have a playoff.

How did this screw you more than the BCS? If the BCS was still there, TCU would be sitting at home while Oregon and Alabama played for the title. Now we get an extra game.

They are ranked in the order of my interest in watching them.

Ranking of events resulting in a rescheduling of the Taylor Swift 1989 concert:

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It raises an interesting question about what to do with a 1 loss SEC team that doesn't even play in its conference championship game vs a 1 loss conference champ. But we're getting way ahead of ourselves. There will be a lot more losses before it all plays out. If the other top teams all lose, nobody will have a…

That is one ugly ass statue.